Britney is out of a one-day rehab stint again, and even tried to get another tattoo on her way home. I’m telling you, those eyebrows are coming off.
It looks like Kevin Federline may be behind Britney’s rehab and baldness, after all. Several sources say he threatened to get a hair sample to prove exactly what’s been flowing through her veins.
It’s not clear why, but Britney Spears has hired Mel Gibson’s lawyer. I smell a drunken, anti-Semitic tirade coming.
It looks like Michael Jackson may seriously be considering a permanent freakshow in Vegas, asking Prince for some pointers.
Tom Brady’s current supermodel girlfriend isn’t letting his pregnant ex get him down. TMZ says she still wants to get married, and so does Tom.
Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving a hotel with Steve-O. Maybe he’s helping her with her substance problems?
Rosie O’Donnell couldn’t crack a natural smile if her life depended on it:
Daniel Baldwin says he’s innocent, and the fact that he’s currently driving the alleged stolen car proves it. He then went off on how much he pays in taxes. I didn’t know he made any money to be taxed, or had any money to pay any taxes.
Heather Mills will be on Dancing with the Stars when it starts back up in March. That’s just cruel.
Ruben Studdard is telling kids to stay fit and not end up like him. He’s lost 100 pounds, but he still has traces of Justin Guarini in his lower intestine.
J. Lo will perform on the April 11th American Idol. I guess they’re sick of record-high ratings.