Kevin Federline is keeping up his regular visits to Britney in rehab. Let’s just hope he’s rolling tape again. Or is he? The Enquirer says he’s been pitching a reality show about a clueless dad trying to raise two sons.
Before her first rehab, a clothing store’s employees say she had staff watch her kids while she tried on various outfits without the aid of a dressing room. And we all know what kind of tripping hazard an unleashed Brit-vag can be.
A Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes associate’s been busted shopping for baby boy stuff. Creepy.
An online porn rental company has offered Idol contestant Antonella Barba $500 thousand to become their spokesperson, double the amount offered by Girls Gone Wild for similar duties. “If you like pictures of me on a toilet, you’ll just love SugarDVD’s unmatched rental service.”
American Idol’s executive producer is taking on Rosie O’Donnell for saying the show discriminates against fat black people. He pointed to Randy and Ruben as examples.
James Brown is totally neglecting in props for destroying Anna Nicole’s “not buried” time. Seventy three days dead, and he’s still not fertilizing the grass from the wrong side.
No more visits to Anna Nicole’s grave for awhile. Too many people have torn up the cemetery. There goes my picnic plans.
CBS fired Katie Couric’s producer for her piss poor ratings. They should fire her plastic surgeon next.
Paris Hilton has portraits of herself all over her house. It may be a little self-indulgent, but at least she didn’t put pictures of Nicole Richie up.