Angelina Jolie plans to be a stay-at-home mom for awhile.
E! says the fifth season of The Simple Life will have Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie as counselors in a fat camp. I’m sure they’ll get results.
Simon Cowell regrets turning down a $100 thousand offer to critique a couple’s lovemaking.
“It reminded me of some ghastly after-prom performance at a motel.”
Donald Trump has now started a feud with George W. Bush. He thinks Bush is a liar. At least he’s not fat and ugly like Rosie.
Star Jones hasn’t talked to anyone at The View since she left the show. I’m sure they’re all very upset over that.
Lindsay Lohan’s dad is out of prison after serving two years. Now he can get back to being a positive role model for his daughter.
Mario Lopez is still single, but he’s no Mark-Paul Gosselaar.