Anna Nicole didn’t kill herself, and neither did anyone else. We’ll have to find something else to occupy our time now.
Britney’s people said it was a toothache, not a relapse, that sent her to the hospital Sunday.
Kevin Federline spent his 29th birthday with Shar Jackson, his inaugural baby mama.
A German TV network prevented John Travolta from talking about Scientology. They’re holding out for a real expert, like Tom Cruise.
Bruce Willis made out with Courtney Love, but didn’t leave with her, on his 52nd birthday. He figured he’d already knocked himself down a couple notches with the makeout session alone.
Angelina Jolie might have to deal with her newly adopted son’s heroin addict of a greedy mom. She wants money. Angelina has some.
The three Harry Potter kids have now signed on for the rest of the series. They’re still working out the financial arrangements for naked horseback scenes, though.
Eminem and his ex have agreed to play nice in public for their daughter’s sake. Does that exclude money made from “my wife’s a bitch”-related songs?