Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Someone’s impressed with how good you are at being in charge. Too bad that someone is Jennifer Lopez’s three year old niece.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You have a decision to make, but you need lots of peace and quiet to identify the option that’s really best for you. Tell your loved ones you need to do this on your own. Meditation will help clear your mind. So will pictures of
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Learn to bend and you might not have to break, especially when it comes to dealing with a head honcho type. In other words, someone’s looking for a fight, so don’t give them the chance. Tell them their shoe’s untied, then flee.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Ease up on workaholic tendencies. It’s a good time to seek out some fun-loving pals and cement the bonds of friendship with a game of Old Maid, where you all put on grey wigs, dress up like Barbara Bush, and have a pillow fight.
Stooks Proverb: Live and learn, then get Luvs. Actually, Depends are more suited for someone your size.