Britney Spears went to an actual dentist for her toothache. Now, if we could just get her to the gynecologist…
Sanjaya’s family is so over all the bad press. In fact, they’re challenging the media to “bring it on.” Consider it “brought.”
Meanwhile, it’s hunger strike Day 12 for this MySpace Sanjaya-hater.
Donald Trump wrote Barbara Walters off his “list” for the way she handled the Rosie ordeal. I’m sure Barbara is traumatized.
Jennifer Aniston made out with some random, unknown tall dude at Vince Vaughn’s birthday party. It likely wasn’t as lame as her kiss with Courteney Cox.
Paparazzi caught Leonardo DiCaprio flipping through a porn mag at a liquor store. Those Titanic scenes just don’t do it for him anymore.
Lindsay Lohan’s sporting some serious “Mickelson Boob.”
Diddy says he had tantric sex for at least 30 hours on a recent trip to Paris. He says he’s more meticulous with his lovemaking than “my work.” Doesn’t say much.
Al Roker produced a documentary on childhood obesity for the Food Network. Is he going to recommend parents saw their kids’ stomachs in half?