Howard K. Stern is thinking about hiring the Ramsey’s lawyer to go after media outlets accusing him of murdering Anna Nicole or her son. It worked out well for the Ramseys, right?
Songwriters are already working on tunes for Idol-suckee Sanjaya. They have all the notes from “Mary had a Little Lamb” to work from.
The MySpace Sanjaya-Hunger-Striker says she had support from family and friends until health problems arose. She lost 17 pounds. Now, she’s a meal fit for Rosie O’Donnell.
Michael Jackson had Vegas’ FAO Schwarz shut down to give his daughter, Paris, a shopping spree. No word on whether he bought any 12-year-old bait during the trip.
Keith Richards says he was joking when he said he snorted his father’s ashes with cocaine. He actually snorted his own remains.
“Need a catcher’s mitt?”
Anglina Jolie’s brother says she’s not in control of Brad Pitt’s life. Then, he made out with her.