Britney Spears went to her sister’s Sweet Sixteen in a see-through shirt and no bra. Add a weird stain, and it’s totally February 2007 Britney!
Life & Style says Britney met singer-songwriter Howie Day in rehab, and now they might have a bit of a fling…or her love canal offers great acoustics.
Paris Hilton yelled “Hey, whore!” at some random fan. Maybe the fan was wearing mirrored sunglasses.
Suri Cruise fans are buying gifts in anticipation of her one-year birthday in two weeks. What do you get the Scientology baby that has everything? Something anti-Dr. Phil, for sure.
VoteAgainstTheWorst.com has a strategy to get Sanjaya off Idol. They’re telling certain states to vote for a certain Idol, and not for Sanjaya, ensuring his exit. Not bad.
Now that the Sanjaya hunger strike is over, some dude is “Binge Eating for Sanjaya.” He’ll binge eat until Sanjaya wins. It’s not the SuperSize Me dude.
J. Lo visits American Idol next week. Just what Sanjaya needs.
Out of nowhere, Whitney Houston’s divorce is finalized. How will we talk about Bobby Brown again?
Dennis Miller says Rosie’s trying to get herself fired on The View so she can get her own show. At least, that’s what we think he said, thanks to five hours of deciphering.
Kevin Costner is suing a promotions company, saying they promised him millions to promote The Kevin Costner Band. Does the judge really need to hear the arguments on this one?