Britney Spears and her manager are having a tough time since she left rehab. I guess it’s not as fun a job when you don’t have a live action Basic Instinct set in front of you at all times.
Britney cut $1 million off the home she shared with K-Fed in Malibu. Now, if she just bleaches all surfaces on the house, someone might find it livable.
Tuesday’s still the day for baby-daddy drama to come to an end. Then, we can all rest assured that Dannielynn will live a healthy, mentally unscarred life.
The Anna Nicole Naked Tribute Edition of Playboy is on news stands now. Hugh Hefner says he isn’t the baby daddy.
Disney is hinting that they won’t use Keith Richards to promote the next Pirates of the Caribbean. If Simba’s allowed to spell out “Sex” in slow motion in Lion King, Keith should be allowed to snort a little pop.
Angelina Jolie’s brother says Shiloh is named after him. It seems like a bit of a stretch though. Shiloh was his runner-up name, before his parents settled on “James.” I think he just wants to sleep with his sister.
Could there be a Laguna Beach sex tape featuring LC and Jason? She denies it on her website, and no one really needs to see Jason ruining her anyway.
Lindsay Lohan would like to play Princess Di someday. I’m sure she could handle the whole car crash scene without a double.
According to TMZ.com, this woman also says Ron Jeremy signed her boob without permission. Yeah, look at her try to fight him off.
“I don’t know where that pen’s been.”