Britney Spears took in another Laker Game this weekend. No one was blinded or otherwise hurt by her vagina.
Kevin Federline threw out handfuls of fake $50 bills at a Vegas nightclub. I guess you should know what your getting when K-Fed starts throwing out cash.
TMZ says Sharon Osbourne is replacing Brandy on America’s Got Talent. Despite her drawbacks, Sharon’s less likely to kill someone on the way to work.
Tori Spelling’s mom sent an open letter to Larry Birkhead, offering advice on life as a celebrity. Amazingly, it doesn’t say “leech to your daughter.”
Howard K. Stern has vowed to walk away if Larry Birkhead is a baby-daddy match.
KFC has some sick obsession with wanting Sanjaya to get a bowl haircut. First, they offered him chicken for life. Now, they’ve added $5 thousand and an appearance in their next ad for Famous Bowls.
LC from Laguna Beach was spotted with Idol’s Timberlake-wannabe, Chris Richardson. Take advantage of the post-“she might have a sex tape!” publicity while you can, girlfriend.
LC’s rumored sex-tape partner Jason, though, got arrested and even brought out the N-word to the cop. He also called the cop a fag. I think he’s winning this publicity war.
Paris Hilton bought two bunnies for Easter. They simply have to be dead by now.
Take a listen to a GPS with directions provided by Gary Busey.
Isaac Hanson had a baby boy. More impressive: apparently he helped with the conception.