You can buy Anna Nicole’s last film May 1st. It’s called “Illegal Aliens,” starring Anna and Joanie Laurer as aliens who transform into hot chicks to protect the earth from evil intergalactic forces. Joanie used to play China on WWE. If you gotta go out, go out big.
Check out the mysterious wording at the bottom of the art. Eerie!
Britney Spears stopped for dinner at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas. They burned the chair she sat in.
Justin Timberlake is helping Madonna on her next album. This is the only time I’ll say “stick with Britney.”
Adding to the evidence that this is the worst group of Idol contestants: they liked J. Lo the best out of all their mentors this season.
Idol lost another million viewers this week. But the two weekly shows are still easily #1 and #2, so don’t soil yourself.
Idol’s frightening band leader, Ricky Minor, says Sanjaya could win it all.
Laguna Beach loser LC says there never was a sex tape, just a sea of lies. So now she can go back to being worthless.
“By the power of my womanly head of hair, I condemn thee, ref!”