Britney Spears is struggling to find the perfect hat to compliment her wig. Soon enough, it’ll be a liquor dispensing one.
Larry Birkhead is trying to work out a deal with Anna Nicole’s mom, without the aid of a lawyer. She might be the reason for no official word on custody from the court.
Howard K. is suing Anna Nicole’s mom’s lawyer for suggesting that he killed Anna.
Anna’s designer, Bobby Trendy, will play himself in the movie about her life.
J. Lo might’ve dropped a Scientology reference on American Idol when Ryan Seacrest asked her about Simon’s harsh critiques. She said “concentrating on the rightness brings more rightness.” Maybe she should get punched for sounding stupid, regardless of its affiliation with Scientology.
Some talk show caller asked Hillary Clinton what America can do about Sanjaya. She managed a cheesy enough response: “That’s the best question I’ve been asked in a long time…Well, you know, people can vote for whomever they want. That’s true in my election, and it’s true on ‘American Idol.'”
Disgraced former House Majority Leader Tom Delay wants to take Rosie down as a tit-for-tat for the Don Imus firing, citing her politically incorrect way of speaking. Trump says: don’t forget her ugly fattiness.