Madonna is in Africa doing charity work, not “give me your baby” work.
J. Lo and Marc Anthony are suing the National Enquirer in Britain for a “J. Larcthony Heroin Scandal” story. Going after J. Lo right now is a cheap shot, anyway.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took Zahara to Baskin-Robbins, surely proving their marriage is perfect. Tastes like 31 flavors of deception to me.
Gary Coleman took over the turntables at a New York nightclub. Did he take home the guaranteed “Coleman can DJ” poontang? Nope. He got on the mic and told them his girlfriend would be man if he got numbers. What a gentleman.
Busted: Britney Spears in the lotion aisle at Target. I hope she got the scented.
Britney Spears dropped several F-bombs on some photographers. No sign of the snuke, though.
Michael Jackson is a good father, according to the publisher of Sister 2 Sister magazine. If you can’t trust Tia and Tamara, who can you trust?
Hindu nationalists are burning effigies of Richard Gere. He gave an innocent kiss on the cheek to a Bollywood actress in New Delhi. PDA is a no-no there. The idea of Richard Gere burnt in effigy is a little fun.
Grey’s Anatomy won an award from GLAAD, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. Isn’t that the show with the homophobic actor?
Regis is coming back to TV April 26th. Maybe Clay Aiken could stop in and stick his fingers in Kelly Ripa’s mouth in the meantime.