Britney Spears got a parking ticket. At least she’s still avoiding charges for random pieces of litter falling from her nether regions.
Paris Hilton drove away from a meeting with her lawyer about driving with a suspended license.
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t think she’s an addict. She doesn’t think in general, either, so this might be a non-story.
TMZ found footage of Sanjaya tap dancing with a broom in a play when he was nine. What a shocker.
Paula Abdul says the competition will get more intense with Sanjaya leaving. His hair was simply too dominating for the other contestants to perform at their peak, apparently.
Katie Holmes might be looking to return to her Catholic roots. No, that doesn’t mean she dumped Tom.
Somehow, Donald Trump was in possession of a pair of Rosie panties from the film “Exit to Eden.” He sent them to Barbara Walters. She needed new bed sheets, anyway.
Joan Rivers lost her duties on the red carpet. If you can’t get Skeletor, why settle for second best?
Looks like we won’t be seeing a Laguna Beach sex tape after all. It wasn’t “exciting” enough. Not enough surfing, either.