Scoop

Alec Baldwin fired his agents for “personal reasons.” To spend more time leaving angry voicemails?

Kim Bassinger scored a modeling deal with a skincare product. No word on an anger management product for Baldwin just yet.

TMZ says Paris Hilton and Josh Henderson broke up, citing the “single” MySpace status for Josh. He even modified his partying plans to avoid her. Did you expect her to do the same?

A judge could allow Larry Birkhead to bring his baby back with him to the United States, despite Anna’s mom.

Angelina Jolie filed to change Pax Thien Jolie’s name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. It must have something to do with their impending divorce.

One of Diddy’s bodyguards threatened a cameraman: “Don’t shoot him … it’s not going to be a good situation if you shoot him.” Do light bulbs cause Diddy to break out into a performance or something?

Britney’s looking good enough to show off the stomach again. How long before she has the confidence to start showing off the crotch again?

“Like my body?”

In other potential exposed ‘gina news: Britney’s encouraging her fans to send in pictures. “Share what happens to you when the clock strikes 12 … where are you? Who is with you? Pay attention to yourself — what are you doing? How do you feel? Savor every last detail and when you think you have it down, recreate that perfect moment and capture it as best you can in a digital photograph.”

Sanjaya got slimed and read Letterman’s Top 10 all in one day. How many of our fine institutions will he wreck before we stop him?

Rosie MC’d a women in the media event in New York. She’s not over Trump. She went off on him, grabbed her crotch and said “eat me.” The 17 high school girls in attendance took notes.

Keith Richards mom died this weekend. He promptly called his coke dealer.

Heather Mills if off Dancing with the Stars.