London Police arrested Hugh Grant for throwing a family-sized tub of baked beans at a photographer. He also kicked the guy three times and possibly told him he hopes his kids die of cancer. Seems reasonable to me.
The New York Post says Rosie tried to kick Barbara Walters off The View. Or fart her off it, at least.
Anna Nicole’s former hairdresser to her former designer, Bobby Trendy: “Can you cut it out man, I’m gonna have to kick your ass, seriously! You have no business being in her movie and you know it!”
A woman obsessed with Sandra Bullock tried to run her Mercedes over Sandra’s husband, motorcycle guy Jesse James. That’s what happens when you make movies like “The Net.”
“I look like a reasonable enough woman, right?”
Richard Gere has a warrant for his arrest in India for kissing a woman in public. He could get three months.
Gwen Stefani and Pink were cut from Idol Gives Back, because of time constraints. Pink’s “U + UR Hand” translates a little rough to Africans, anyway.
I thought she was legal a la the Dawson’s Creek cast, but I just found out the Heroes cheerleader is only 17 in real life. I feel creepy.
Pam Anderson filmed one of those awkward DirecTV commercials where they splice struggling actors’ commercial pitches into the middle of classic movie and TV scenes. In this case, Baywatch. Is nothing sacred?
Tyra Banks grabbed Rosie’s boobs on The View. Rosie’s boobs took awhile to let go.
Mel Gibson’s in Costa Rica. My money’s on Costa Rica.
Random: rapper Eve got busted for DUI and got a visit from Sean Penn in jail.