Britney got pulled over for speeding, but police let her off with just a warning. One of those times where it pays to go sans pantie. Meanwhile, she’s writing a tell-all book about her time with Kevin Federline. Whether it’ll include material post-exposed-snatch remains to be seen.
A New York art gallery has a sculpture of a naked, deceased Paris Hilton on an autopsy table, with her dog Tinkerbell looking confused. It even has removable guts. Getting one particular mold was easy.
Sheryl Crow says she was joking when she said everyone should limit themselves to one square of toilet paper. She couldn’t get anyone to smell her finger for proof.
Larry Birkhead’s daughter is now officially Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead. You should’ve seen it before they ran out of room on the birth certificate.
Anna Nicole’s designer, Bobby Trendy, put together a video response to smack talk from Anna’s former hairdresser.
Arnold Schwarzenegger got a $10 thousand donation from Donald Trump. Magically, Arnold showed up on The Apprentice. Some say it’s suspicious, but I say there’s no way someone would settle for just 10 grand to show up on that heap.
A TV Guide poll puts Kathy Griffin number three on the public’s list to replace Rosie. Let’s see, who could we pick to make sure Donald feels comfortable calling them a loser?
Donald got booed off the JumboTron at a Laker game.
Police arrested 2005 Idol Top 10 finalist Jessica Sierra for hitting a guy in the head with a glass at a cafe, and for coke possession. Amazingly, Justin Guarini was nowhere to be seen.
Simon Cowell messes with Paula’s head throughout episodes of American Idol.
Paula had trouble conjuring words on a QVC segment selling her jewelry line.
Tracy Morgan has to wear an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet as part of his DUI plea deal. How will he cope with being Tracy Morgan?