A couple tabloids say Roseanne is the person to beat in the race to replace Rosie. I’d be cool with that, so it’ll end up being Kathie Lee Gifford. Speaking of which, yesterday I mentioned that Kathy Griffin was #3 on TV Guide’s poll to replace Rosie. Is it possible the American public mistook Kathie Lee Gifford for Kathy Griffin?
Elisabeth Hasselbeck got knocked up again. Barbara Walters, however, didn’t pee hot.
Britney Spears was driving in a convertible, lost her hat and nearly lost her wig.
Chris Richardson and Blake Lewis broke Idol curfew to go out. If you get caught breaking curfew, they make you clean vomit off Paula’s clothes.
Larry Birkhead’s ex-lawyer is now working for Hasselhoff’s ex. Don’t let her get the Pam Anderson standups, Dave.
Remember when Danny DeVito showed up drunk on The View after downing limencellos with George Clooney all night? Now, you can buy Danny DeVito’s Premium Limencello for about $25 a bottle. Warning: Do not drink Danny DeVito’s Premium Limencello while watching “Junior.” Safe in conjunction with “Twins.”
Lou Diamond Phillips had a court appearance for fighting with his now-ex girlfriend.
“I deserved the Estevez part!”