Cops pulled over Britney Spears tour bus on the way to her comeback show at the House of Blues in San Diego. The bus was causing a bit of a traffic jam. Britney must’ve thrown a “pressed ham” at the window.
Katie Holmes might be a little too flirtatious with a co-star from Mad Money. Will Tom have to chain her to the Xena statue again?
Scary Spice is taking Eddie Murphy to court to get a paternity test. Will a transsexual step forward to testify that Eddie was in herm’s company the night of the alleged conceiving?
Rosie says she’s backing off her political fights with Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View, thanks to Lis’z fetus. So, if you ever want to win an argument with Rosie, just get knocked up. Guys, we’re still screwed.
Settle down. Lance Bass didn’t turn hetero, he’s just friends with Meadow Soprano.
Halle Berry threw a thousand bucks at some baby clothes. Is she pregnant or just confused on her size? Either way, Catwoman is to blame.