Scoop

David Hasselhoff “appears intoxicated, lying on the floor, wearing only a pair of blue jeans while attempting to eat a hamburger” in a fun video shot by his 16-year-old daughter.

Lindsay Lohan is planning on making the most of her 21st birthday in July, when she can finally get into clubs. She lives a rough life.

Prosecutors want Paris Hilton to spend 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license. She has a court date tomorrow. When will the tabloid lobbyists step in to stop this nonsense?

Britney Spears can chew gum and lip sync at the same time. Meanwhile, you can imagine her nips…

Rosie O’Donnell made Time’s 100 Most Influential People list.

David Beckham’s 32nd birthday party reunited all the Spice Girls, minus Sporty. Why must she deprive the American public the reunion they so rightly demand?

George Lopez called Jay Leno a backstabber. Leno approached George at a club to apologize, but it turned out he was apologizing to Paul Rodriguez. Leno said he didn’t have his contacts in.

Don Imus is planning a lawsuit against CBS Radio for firing him for what he was supposed to do. His contract calls for him to be irreverent and controversial. He still has $40 million on his deal.

R. Kelly wrote a song for the victims of Virginia Tech. Were they peed on, too?