Paris Hilton got out of jail just after midnight this morning. She lost 10 pounds in there, fighting back cravings for Taco Bell and Polish Sausage.
Paris wants to open a halfway house to help other inmates transition to law-abiding lives. The night-vision cameras are already on order.
Lohan plans to continue out-patient treatment when she leaves rehab.
Hanson is asking its fan to banner-up their webpage with Hanson ads. The site with the most click-throughs wins the prize: a custom song from Hanson! Anyone?
Hanson, before they became even bigger losers.
Rosie turned down the Price is Right job because she didn’t want to relocate to LA, and couldn’t pull off her plan of just taping a bunch of episodes a couple times a month. Moments later, First Class airline seats around the world celebrated like Ewoks.
Grey’s Anatomy homophobe Isaiah Washington has been talking to NBC. Maybe he can replace Imus.
WWE’s Chris Benoit was found dead, along with his wife and kid. Police think he killed his wife and kid, then himself. Wow. Don’t become a wrestler. Or marry one.
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