I don’t qualify for this Craig’s List posting, so I thought you might want to know about it (bold mine).
Are you interested in becoming a Marvel Super Hero?
A leading staffing agency is currently looking for talent to portray a famous action hero for upcoming live appearances in leading retail stores all over the nation! We are looking for responsible, creative, funny, and smart MALES to portray our client’s characters. You must be between 5’10” to 6’3″ tall, be physically fit and in shape to wear the spandex costume (spandex is not forgiving).
TO BE CONSIDERED YOU MUST:
-Include (2) current photos; at least one showing your body
-current stats (age, height, weight, waist size)
-CONTACT phone number
-WHICH CITY YOU ARE APPLYING TO WORK IN!!LOCATION:
Kansas City, MissouriDates and Times:
Saturday, November 3rd
(10:00am-2:00pm)Pay:
$80 for the Day
In no way could I get hired for this, but I’m feeling the need to send a shirtless picture in. More to come…
i seem to remember a certain someone wearing a superman costume in high school . . . you should send in a shirtless picture and the superman pic and then watch the $80 per day offers come rolling in.
Unfortunately, I don’t have a decent picture of that Superman outfit. The lack of digital cameras in 1999 will forever rob us from reliving that glorious, yet meager, cameltoe.