Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Be careful whom you hang out with -- you're in an impressionable state of mind. Before you know it, beliefs, sayings and habits that aren't really yours could become ingrained in your personality. Why don’t they list that side effect on the Robitussin bottle?

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

You bring a little extra flair to everyday tasks. Why do people ask for your advice on just about everything? Your complete lack of connection with the way society operates provides plenty of laughs for everyone.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Start the day in a low gear, and make sure to take your time with the important tasks. As the hours progress, you find your energy kicking higher and higher. By afternoon, you're ready to take on the world. By night, you’re ready for a violent, downward spiral, complete with compulsive watching of Saved by the Bell, season three.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

In the morning, finish any difficult tasks so in the afternoon you can go out and socialize. Just be prepared for that hangover that’ll hit about the time you’re watching Heroes tonight.

Stooks Proverb: Eat to live, but don’t live to eat. Have you learned nothing from Mangino?