Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Being a party animal takes a backseat to a more contemplative mood. With the stars in their most insightful mood, you can see what was clouded by a fog before: Louie Anderson’s backside.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You don't need to send out a detailed report about your latest goings-on, even if people are asking questions. They can wait for the family Christmas card like everyone else.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Love can be a puzzle. Check in with your heart to get the rest of the pieces. Or just jam a piece in that obviously doesn’t fit. Then, call it “done.”

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Love walks right in and changes your point of view. It’s much harder to watch TV while doing the dishes, isn’t it?

Stooks Proverb: To err is human. That’s why Spock was such a cocky jerk.