In celebration of Paula Abdul being inebriated on American Idol, here’s a fun new drinking game for the show. I came across a drinking game for the show already, but it was a piece of garbage like “every time one of the contestants is a female, drink.” So here’s one that makes you pay attention…
Paula Abdul was wasted on last night’s American Idol. Check out this “Paula Abdul gets more wasted as the night goes on” montage I put together. Tell me she’s not canned off her “straight up now pour me another Captain and Coke” behind.
One sausage patty, two eggs, two American cheese slices and three strips of bacon. On a bun. It’s the new Enormous Omelet Sandwich at Burger King. This is probably the filthiest breakfast sandwich of all time. 730 calories. I’m gonna go into Burger King and say, “Can I get the Emormous Omelet Sandwich, but can…
Michael Jackson was on Jesse Jackson’s radio show last night. I know. Pretty much anyone can get a radio show. Michael had some interesting things to say. He says he’s a warrior in one clip. In the next clip, he says he’s very fragile. Good to see he still has that dual-identity thing still working…
So, this morning we were taking calls on “most messed up Easter experience.” Then we get a call from a kid who says his most messed up Easter experience may happen this weekend. Take a listen and let me know how you think I handled the situation.
FHM has released its 100 Sexiest Women in the World list.Angelina Jolie is number one. Billy Bob is number two. As in a pile of ____. And his pure association with Angelina should eliminate her from the list completely. Yeah, she’s hot. But she’s less sexy by association. Alyssa Milano is number six. Where’s Mona…
They had to basically repackage Tuesday night’s episode to play again for last night because one of the morons who does graphics for the show put three wrong phone numbers up for the voting process. They were probably too busy planning a readjustment of one of Seacrest’s strands of hair to pay attention to the…
Mischa Barton, a.k.a. bi-curious Marissa from The O.C. is officially a superstar. Someone used a 20-foot long lens to get some topless photos of her sunbathing. Because this is a family website (loose definition) you won’t find the pictures here. Besides, you should be able to google good enough to find them yourself if you’re…
I hit the snooze alarm for a half hour straight every morning when I get up. It’s part of my wakeup routine, and it can give you some funky dreams some times, so I don’t mind the process. But there is a new invention for people who hit the snooze. Check out “Clocky.” Yeah, it’s…
Who would’ve thought Pat O’Brien would have a dirtier mouth than Bill O’Reilly. It’s like I always say, never trust a man with a moustache, you can never tell what he’s thinking. This chick says he left numerous messages on her machine. Here’s one for your enjoyment. If you hadn’t heard, he’s also checked into…
Mistro asked about Jake in Progress, the new ABC show starring former Full House lady-killer John Stamos. The show is terrible. Poor Stamos. First his marriage falls apart, then his career. Interesting fact: Stamos answers the phone “talk to me” on Jake. Sound familiar? That is the same way he answered it on Full House.…
A guy who was a painter for David Letterman has been arrested for plotting to kidnap his son and hold him for $5 million ransom. He was also planning to kidnap the kid’s nanny, so he could have someone take care of him until the ransom was paid. I’m telling you, you can never tell…
Robert Blake as been acquitted of murdering his wife in 2001. The jury deliberated for nine days.But his wife’s daughter could still win a suit in civil court for wrongful death. Michael Jackson’s porn collection was shown to the jury yesterday. His collection includes Penthouse, Barely Legal and Teenage. So the only thing he has…
The prosecution says Michael Jackson and his accuser sat on his bed and watched Aaron Carter videos. We’ve reached a new level of sickening.
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At the end of every beer commercial, they say “Drink (insert name of beverage) responsibly.” Unless you’re Guinness. Then, you have a commercial where three guys wake up as if it were Christmas Day. They sprint down the stairs wearing their St. Pat’s garb and open up their presents, which happen to be cases upon…
Not quite Muppet style, but probably as close as I’ll come. I’ve moved to Manhattan, KS, USA. “How could you leave a place like Lawrence for Manhattan?!!!,” my silly friend Tony would ask. You see there is this weird thing that if you went to KU, you can’t ever live in Manhattan. And if you…
Goodcents smells good. Body Odor smells bad. They both smell exactly the same. What’s up with that? What’s the difference between barbecue, barbeque, Bar-B-Q and BBQ? Casseroll has to be the most disgusting name for a food. Apparently everyone but me eats it. Do you think a barber has ever slipped on a banana peel…
Sorry for the delay in posts. I just got my new computer up and running at an undisclosed location west of Topeka. Since I’m in transition to my new home, I don’t have a giant selection in my refrigerator. In fact, I have one generic carton of orange juice in the fridge. That’s all. Luckily,…