Tap water is great

Unless the water coming out of your tap is green, I’m not drinking your bottled water.

It’s fine that you only drink bottled water, but I’m not going to contribute to the bottled water industry by drinking your supply. Basically, unless we’re spending significant time away from a tap, get out of my face with your bottled water.

Stop trying to force your bottled water down my throat.  You won’t convince me to drink it.  Tap water tastes great to me. There’s nothing wrong with it. It doesn’t “taste funny.” It only tastes funny because you’re used to bottled water. Drinking bottled water is the equivalent of drinking two-liter bottles of coke when you have a soda fountain in your kitchen.

6 Replies to “Tap water is great”

  1. And don’t forget that at least one of the major bottle water brands is made by Coke. It’s probably poored straight out of a bathroom faucet.

  2. Well you haven’t had Kentucky tap water my friend. I won’t even use it for coffee.

    • I’m sorry, I meant to put a “Kentucky tap water” disclaimer on this post. My bad.

    • You’re only saying that because you’re angry. We both know it isn’t true.

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