Tap water is great

Unless the water coming out of your tap is green, I’m not drinking your bottled water.

It’s fine that you only drink bottled water, but I’m not going to contribute to the bottled water industry by drinking your supply. Basically, unless we’re spending significant time away from a tap, get out of my face with your bottled water.

Stop trying to force your bottled water down my throat.  You won’t convince me to drink it.  Tap water tastes great to me. There’s nothing wrong with it. It doesn’t “taste funny.” It only tastes funny because you’re used to bottled water. Drinking bottled water is the equivalent of drinking two-liter bottles of coke when you have a soda fountain in your kitchen.

Comments 6

  1. Ian wrote:

    And don’t forget that at least one of the major bottle water brands is made by Coke. It’s probably poored straight out of a bathroom faucet.

    Posted 06 Jan 2008 at 17:40
  2. Shua wrote:

    Well you haven’t had Kentucky tap water my friend. I won’t even use it for coffee.

    Posted 06 Jan 2008 at 18:04
  3. Matt Stooks wrote:

    I’m sorry, I meant to put a “Kentucky tap water” disclaimer on this post. My bad.

    Posted 06 Jan 2008 at 18:29
  4. Shua wrote:

    You always seem to forget about the little man.

    Posted 06 Jan 2008 at 18:32
  5. Matt Stooks wrote:

    You’re only saying that because you’re angry. We both know it isn’t true.

    Posted 06 Jan 2008 at 18:34
  6. Shua wrote:

    You know me too well.

    Posted 07 Jan 2008 at 16:47

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