Hardee’s still exists

Big news: Hardee’s is still in business. Every couple of years, Hardee’s introduces a filthy food item to generate some press coverage and remind the world (or the part of the world that isn’t Carl’s Jr.) that they still exist.

Hardee’s on Monday rolled out its new Country Breakfast Burrito — two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat.

The fat police are all over this one. If they catch you eating one, they’ll show you pictures of Star Jones before and after gastric bypass. You get it? Because you’d get all fat like Star Jones, then get gastric bypass, and then look like the somehow-more-horrifying skinny version. Ha!


Star Jones

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