I’m watching the KU-Pitt State basketball game. The broadcast has already horrified me twice, only 30 minutes into the game.
First off, Sasha Kaun is sporting a giant pubic mass on his head. I hope to God he doesn’t keep growing this thing out. It already looks much more pubic than the picture below.
UPDATE: Sasha looks like absolute death with 12 minutes to go.
Secondly, I saw one of those commercials where the athletes are sweating Gatorade. Can you believe these “sweating Gatorade” commercials are still around? I can’t find it online, but it’s the football one where the guy is sweating the piss-colored Gatorade, delivers a hit, more piss flies around, and then Bill Parcells shows up in a tollbooth and says something about a Golden Shower or something. I’m not sure, but it’s weird as hell.
I am not a fan of the hair either, but he is in the best shape of his career and playing the best ball of his career, not that I am saying much by that but maybe the pubes give him confidence.
-MStrohm