U toucha my Internet, I breaka U face

Check out this headline from a discovermagazine.com story and the accompanying picture:

This man wants to control the Internet.
And you should let him.

With this headline and photo, Discover is basically saying “Yeah, we know he looks like a complete douche, but what he has to say makes sense. Maybe you should listen.”

Nice try, Discover. You greatly underestimate how high I value looks.

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