Justin Carson and George Michael

Well, the guy who plays George Michael on Arrested Development, at least.

Don’t even try to tell me that my co-host and this guy don’t look alike.

Who’s more attractive, by the way? Trying to make Justin insecure. Give me some help, here.

15 Replies to “Justin Carson and George Michael”

  1. I think Stooks is hotter. I bet he has a bigger you know what than the rest of them too!

  2. Carson is right, Stooks does have a really annoying laugh. The show should be called Carson in the morning!

  3. I think Stooks is smokin’ the Cheeba because I don’t see how they look alike. But Carson is better looking. But Stooks..I’d dip him in cheese and spread him over a cracker!

  4. “Give me some help, here”

    Is that comma really needed? I know you pride yourself on your grammer and punctuation, and I beleive that you made a mistake here. (notice no comma between mistake and here in my last sentence)

  5. Nicely done, anonymous. You’re right. No comma needed.

    A couple of points on your post:

    You need a period before your last quotation mark.

    “Grammar” doesn’t have an “E,” unless you’re talking about Grammer, Indiana.

    You also need to spell “believe” with the “I” before “E” because I don’t see a “C” anywhere in sight.

    Oh, wait. There’s another.

    You can’t have a freestanding parenthetical (notice how this use of parentheses is part of the sentence with the period coming after the closed parenthesis).

    Any questions, class?

  6. While we’re at it…

    “You can’t have a freestanding parenthetical (notice how this use of parentheses is part of the sentence with the period coming after the closed parenthesis).”

    -Matt Stooks

    A direct object is always a noun or pronoun. Adjectives (no matter how many you use) don’t cut it.

    I would suggest the addition of the noun “phrase” to complete your sentence.

  7. McBain, don’t even try. Parenthetical can be used as a noun. Check it out and get back to hitting on 13 year olds.

    par路en路thet路i路cal

    adj. also par路en路thet路ic (-k)

    1. Set off within or as if within parentheses; qualifying or explanatory: a parenthetical remark.
    2. Using or containing parentheses.

    n.

    A parenthetical word, phrase, or remark.

  8. How did this get turned into a G D english lesson. I only graduated from the 5th grade and I have a better attention span than you jackasses. You SOBs need to leave Stooks alone he kicks ass. Carson on the other hand does kind of look like that doofy guy. I’d say the best thing Carson has going for him is imitating Matt’s laugh. That one makes me piss myself every time. If Carson had his own show, LOL, he could do that for a couple of hours between songs and I’d listen.

  9. Give us more Stooks, we want more posts! Serve ’em up fresh, get them posted while their hot! Do it, Do it!

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