What to tell the children

So, you thought Nickelodeon could raise your kids.

Then, by the time you found out that Britney Spears 16-year-old sister was part of Nickelodeon’s brand of child rearing, she was already knocked up.

Then, the media started running stories on what to tell your children. The storyline was frightening.

“Whether or not moms are ready to have this conversation with tweens, it is being brought up. When tweens are searching the Internet for this character who they like, they are going to find this information on her, they are going to see her on the magazine cover and they are going to hear about it at school.”

Luckily, Christmas break is upon us. With school out, parents have a chance to do some actual parenting…in the form of keeping their tweens away from this news at all costs. You see, Nickelodeon is planning a special about sex and love. If parents can wait this out, Nickelodeon can take over the parental role once again. The parents and Nickelodeon win. The tweens? Well, two out of three ain’t bad.