Previously, a game of Hacky Sack made me feel old. Today, juggling a soccer ball showed my age.
As we were juggling the ball, I noticed a hint of eyebrow in my peripheral vision. This is a first for me. My eyebrows are apparently close to running wild. Please, bear with me through this troubling time.
I’ll pay you 50 bucks to let me wax your eye brows. And not a womanly eyebrow wax, a manly one. Yes there is a difference. Unless you want a womanly eyebrow wax, then that might add on another 50 for you.
Thanks for your generous offer, but my eyebrows aren’t whores.
First it is the bushy eyebrows. Next thing you know, you’ll have hair coming out your ears an nose! Jeeze…have you started filling out your entrace paperwork for the nursing home yet?
Whores? Come on! More like they are expressing their sexuality!