Why is it still so hard to find a Nintendo Wii? All the nursing homes are buying them up.
Why won’t I let a grandma touch my Wii?
Their pruney grandma-hands have crevices that trap all kinds of bacteria and food crums. I don’t need that on my Wii remote.
Plus, they refuse to wear the wrist strap. I don’t need to be cussing out some grandma when she throws the remote through my TV.
Sorry, grandmas. You won’t be touching my Wii anytime soon. I’ll let you watch.
Ew, the wrist strap touched her hair!