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Maybe you shouldn’t feel bad about K-Fed getting divorced through text message. Turns out, he’s been talking divorce with his own lawyer for the last month. There are even rumors he’ll exploit his children to get more cash out of Britney. A “give me some more money, and I won’t fight you for the kids” type of thing. If only she could hold his bong hostage in some similar fashion.

K-Fed’s first baby mama is finally commenting on his current divorce. She says Kevin is “such a nice guy.” Her facial expression says otherwise.

At his crappy House of Blues performance in Chicago, Kevin was making sure everyone in the audience knew he was a free man. Oh no, Keven the out-of-the-closet bachelor has been born.

You can bid on a rent check from Kevin Federline’s life before Britney, with the words “insufficient funds” stamped on it. I don’t know if I’d fork out the cash for that now…I hear supply is about to go about on this piece of memorabilia.

You can also buy Kevin a pair of shoes. He was being followed by the paparazzi in a sporting goods store Monday night. He asked one of them if they would pay for some shoes for him. And my how they spoil their boy, he got a $120 pair.

Denise Richards was getting annoyed by the paparazzi in Vancouver, so she somehow got a hold of their laptops and threw them off a hotel balcony. One of them hit an 80-year-old lady in the arm. Only minor injuries. Although you know that old woman’s going to never stop complaining about that bruise.

Daniel, one of the more worthless Baldwins, has been arrested for stealing a car. It sounds like it may have been a misunderstanding, where Daniel was extremely strung out and not realizing he needed to ask permission to borrow someone’s car for a couple days.

Paris Hilton went on a $7 thousand shopping binge last week. Taking a cue from Nicole Richie, she then tried to flush all the clothes down the toilet.