Emmitt upset Mario Lopez, and won Dancing with the Stars. You could see Mario Lopez’ ego completely collapse through his forced smile.
At 45 years old, George Clooney is People’s Sexiest Man Alive for the second time, tying Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is still winning in the “owning more of other people’s kids” race, still.
The “Oprah didn’t get an invite? Don’t go there girl!” story is unfolding a bit more. Some think Oprah’s comments to Good Morning America after the couch-jumping fiasco cost her the invite. She thought Tom was faking it. She always catches Gayle at that, too.
Here’s some fun Scientology wedding vows info: The groom is reminded that he needs to provide his wife with “clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat.” That cat clause might be what’s costing Scientology more male members.
Britney Spears’ people are talking to Realtors about selling her and K-Fed’s mansion for$13.5 million. She’ll even throw in a leather couch, complete with Federline sweat-stain outline.
More news is still coming in about the night their divorce became public. The restaurant Kevin was eating at comped his $1200 tab. Knowing it would be his last warm meal, Kevin had them wrap up the leftovers. One person said they saw Kevin “putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles” and trying to hide them in his coat for later. No word on if he succeeded. But knowing the dedicated alcoholic he is, I’m sure he did.
O.J.’s publisher considers the “If I murdered them” book O.J.’s confession. No kidding.
“Mmmmmm. Murderific.”
When not getting arrested, Snoop Dogg is quite the businessman. You can now purchase a variety of Snoop Dogg merch for your dog. Check out the hoodie:
“Aw man, Fivel’s looking sad. Put him in the cardboard box and blow smoke in there again.”