Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto was number one at the box office this weekend, with $14 million. Way to make a Jew-hater richer, everybody.
What has Britney started? Mischa Barton has joined Crotchfest 2006, sporting an open fly.
If there’s free booze, you’ll probably find Kevin Federline.
Paris Hilton spent the weekend with Stavros Niarchos.
Other random Paris news: she’s hanging out with her friends’ grandmas, now. Just pray grandma’s wearing underwear.
Lohan went out every night last week, but she’s still becoming slightly less alcoholic. She only had water to drink.
Wesley Snipes turned himself into federal authorities for tax fraud. He says he’s a scapegoat. For who?
Asian-Americans don’t get Rosie O’Donnell’s humor. She’s in trouble for saying Danny DeVito’s drunk ass made headlines in China that read “Ching chong, ching ching chong, Danny DeVito!”
Nicholas Cage is cutting back on acting. I thought he did that already. It was called “Con Air.”
Settle down, Beyonce isn’t 32. She’s still 25. I’m taking it as a hoax brought to us by the creators of “Tom Hanks fell off a cliff” and “Adam Sandler OD’d.” She didn’t marry Jay-Z this weekend, either.
Mariah Carey is trying to stop pornstar Mary Carey from trademarking the name “Mary Carey.” I’m confused, too.