Anna Nicole’s nanny says Anna Nicole underfed her Dannielynn so her baby would be “sexy.” Just as long as she didn’t violate her TRIMSPA contract by giving the baby Slimfast, I’m cool.
One of Anna Nicole’s doctor friends prescribed Methadone to Anna Nicole through a false name while she was eight months pregnant. If I find out he’s behind the Worcester sauce in her fridge, I’m going f’n ballistic.
The courts have decided to release Anna Nicole’s body, but they don’t know who her legal next of kin is. David Gest?
“If I could get aroused in the company of human women, I could be the baby daddy.”
Michael Richards had no comment for paparazzi asking for his thoughts on Anna Nicole Smith. If she were black, however…
Michael Jackson went on a toy shopping spree with his kids in Vegas. Instead of masks, they wore face paint. I’m not joking.
Lindsay Lohan is working again. No word just yet on her liver.
Girls Gone Wild has a new clothing line. Did they just cut out the middle man and put two holes on the front of the shirts?
Heather Mills McCartney kicked a photographer in the ass with her wooden leg, while filming all the action. I guess even she gets the hilarity in it.
I can’t wait to get my spring loaded Heather Mills action-kick doll.
Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox won’t exchange tongue when they kiss on Courteney’s F/X show, “Dirt.” What’s the point?