Stooksoscope

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Why not give yourself the gift of care and attention? Once you do, you’ll see why no one else wants to.


Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Happiness is a state of mind. It’s not dictated by outward circumstances or an outward belly button.


Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Everyone always expects you to stick with the tried-and-true, but you have more tricks up your sleeve than they realize. Isn’t it great having smelly armpits?


Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Free your mind of its limits and constraints. You’ll be delighted by the concepts that come up. When you’re talking about them with other people, use friendly similes — you’ll find they’ll grasp the essentials quicker better than when you use your “something smells” face.


Stooks Proverb: What you don’t know, can’t hurt you. That’s why you should continue to keep your tail a secret.

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