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Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern’s lawyers have been talking about a settlement. TMZ says Stern’s lawyers may have nabbed a Styrofoam cup from Birkhead during the “who gets the body” case. They’re speculating that Stern’s lawyers tested it for DNA and found out Larry is the father.

Sources “close to” the Britney situation say it looks like Kevin Federline wants to give their marriage a second shot. Not that she’s officially in his league, it might be doable.

Daniel Baldwin says he ran into Britney Spears and told her “Don’t drink. Don’t use.” Ouch, first Courtney Love likes your bald head, now this.

Paula Abdul and Courtney Love went to Paris Hilton’s birthday party.

However, the guy who called Lohan a “firecrotch” managed to scare them both away, along with other guests. Paris cried. Human tears.

“Any everyone thinks future me has just recently gone chemical.”

Jennifer Hudson joins Kelly Clarkson as an ungracious American Idol graduate. She didn’t thank Idol during her Oscar speech, and barely mentioned them backstage as being part of her “trials and tribulations.”

James Blunt and his supermodel girlfriend drove over the leg of some autograph-seeker. It was likely an accident. James Blunt doesn’t see the big deal, as someone drives over his crotch every time he has to hit the high note in “You’re Beautiful.”

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