Stooksoscope

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Thinking about others is almost always second nature to you, but right now a little voice is saying, ‘But what about me, me, me?’ Go ahead and give yourself some extra loving attention and kindness too. Just don’t do it in your neighbors bushes this time.


Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

It’s time for you to get the word out. You’ve got what it takes — compassion, enthusiasm and ability — to mobilize large groups for the greater good. Unfortunately, no one owns a car in your new hippie existence.


Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Future plans will have a rock-solid foundation if you make an extra-special effort to pay attention to what’s going on in the moment. Stay grounded in the present and you can take the next best step. Stash your pornography in your grandma’s basement so you won’t get distracted.


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Sometimes you feel so strongly for a cause that it can be overwhelming. This strength of emotion is actually your ally once you learn to harness it correctly. Take some time every day for meditation, deep breathing and Boy Meets World reruns.


Stooks Proverb: Love is blind. So is Stevie Wonder.

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