Add bipolar and bulimic to Britney’s problems.
Howard K. Stern still hasn’t forked over his DNA.
Donald Trump says Rosie O’Donnell gets depressed by looking the the mirror.
Brad and Angelina plan to keep living in New Orleans for awhile.
An American Idol accountant says former contestant Mario Vazquez sexually harassed him. Somehow, he couldn’t get out of the way as Mario ran his hand under his shirt and grabbed his junk while trying to unzip his pants.
Oprah’s South African school doesn’t allow cellphones or email.
Busted! Paparazzi caught Lohan’s friend pouring vodka into her water bottle.
It’s a triple bypass for Regis.
Whitney Houston is working on a new album. I hope she calls it “Did anyone see where my teeth landed?”
Police arrested Leonardo DiCaprio’s bodyguards in Israel for getting in a fight with photographers. I hope they laid off the anti-Semitic tirades.
Tori Spelling and her mom are trying to work out their differences, starting with Tori’s nose.