Britney Spears is out of rehab and hoping to stay away. She wants her privacy, even if she’s pushing her vagina up against a photographer’s camera.
Scandal! Those homoerotic exchanges between Cowell and Seacrest might be scripted.
A judge has finally ordered Howard K. Stern to fork over some of his coveted DNA.
Busted! Mary-Kate Olson left a grocery store with a whole cart full of bags! Either she’s eating or stocking up on musical supplies from Dillon’s.
Pamela Anderson says she’s not getting back with Tommy Lee, but she does want him spending time with the boys. “The girls” are off limit for now.
A photographer got a little too close to Keanu Reeves car and had to go to the hospital. That’s better than having him unleash his mad jujitsu skills on you, I guess.
Halle Berry says she’ll never get married again. She failed to mention whether she plans to make money doing movies again.