Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Repressing your emotions won’t be helpful in the end. In fact, holding things in will eventually just make you feel like blowing your top. Paris Hilton has video to document this phenomenon.
Gemini (May 21 – June 21)
Remind yourself how far you’ve come. That should help you overcome some mental obstacles so you’re able to move forward. You really should visit that Aggieville dumpster that gave you your start.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Peace and quiet are high on your must-have list, especially when you consider the recent compromises and sacrifices you’ve made. Before you know it, TMX Elmo will fall to number two on the list.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Romance goes right off the charts when you really give it your best shot. If you’re attached, make sure you set aside time for each other — no interruptions. And make sure you check in with that psychologist who specializes in Siamese twin incest.
Stooks Proverb: Where there’s a will, there’s a way, and there’s usually a Donald Trump to tell us exactly how Rosie got the will to look that way.