Despite stories saying he’ll get close to 20 million, TMZ says Kevin Federline’s only gonna get about one million in his divorce from Britney Spears. And a source close to her rehab experience says Britney has become “nice as well as reasonable.” Reasonable being defined as just a hair above an exposed vagina.
If you visit Britain, you won’t be reading about Britney’s rehab experience. The courts have blocked any publications from sharing the info. Luckily, only tabloids in Britain care about the whole experience.
Jennifer Hudson diva’d her way out of a performance for Starbucks shareholders. Her agent demanded baked chicken wings be ready for Jennifer at 10 in the morning. They didn’t think it was too harsh a demand, rather, no one needs to see J-Hud downing baked chicken wings at 10 in the morning.
Idol’s executive producer says the Cowell-Seacrest homoeroticism is all their own, not scripted.
Jeri Anne should be a judge for this competition: Inmate Idol at an Arizona jail.
Some German douche dropped half a million bucks on two of Anna Nicole’s diaries. Unless he finds half a million worth of methadone in the binding, he got screwed.
Tori Spelling is giving herself and the rest of the population a post-birth gift. She’s getting plastic surgery.