Leo (July 23 – August 22)
An eagerness to put a recent squabble behind you may send you from the frying pan straight into the fire. That’s a place only suitable for s’mores.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Having this much activity going on can be just a touch unsettling, but withdrawing from the scene won’t help anything. Just because something feels out of sync doesn’t mean it’ll be that way forever. You just need to stop eating Play-Doh for a couple hours.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Romance can be exhilarating and passionate if you’re willing to take a chance. Make sure you have enough cash and a full-body latex suit for the transaction.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
It’s a good time to be discreet about your options, whether they’re career-related or on the more personal side. Some envious types are looking to cause mischief, and they’ve got the air horn to do it.
Stooks Proverb: Give an inch, and they’ll take a yard or your great aunt Mable at knifepoint.