Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Someone else’s emotions are making you uncomfortable, possibly because they quite accurately mirror what you’re trying to keep hidden. You really should’ve buried it before having company over.
Gemini (May 21 – June 21)
Communication may be a little touch-and-go now, so make sure you double-check those emails and text messages before sending anything out., especially if it’s something as hasty as LOL.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Nothing freshens up your home like some redecorating attempts or a new coat of paint. Why not apply the same practice to your mind and body, too? Surely a full-body paint job is acceptable for casual Friday.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
It’s a great time to think about putting down roots. That’ll make your constant use of “make like a tree and leaf” joke a tad more acceptable.
Stooks Proverb: Only the tent pitched by your own hands will stand. Just don’t do it at the school bus stop anymore. You’ll get arrested if you keep that up.