The courts are using the same lab as Maury Povitch for Anna Nicole’s baby-daddy testing. If they work this into an episode of Maury, I’ll never be sad again.
Bomb threat at E! Don’t get your hopes up. Seacrest wasn’t in the building, and it wasn’t a legit threat, anyway.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt avoided a plot to kidnap their latest adoptee, and extort $100 million for his return. Brad Pitt waived his armpits in the air to propel any human from further infringing on his B.O. He rarely bathes.
Ouch: Angelina Jolie got caught with the same diaper bag as Tori Spelling. I hope she stocked up on some alternatives from a Vietnamese sweat shop.
“I don’t know” – Paris Hilton’s response to a photographer on what her movie “The Hottie and the Nottie” is about. She could, however, name off all 50 of her lovers in the past month.
Todd Bridges isn’t dead. The confusion wasn’t Wikipedia-related this time. Some addict named Shawn Bridges died, and apparently they couldn’t remember Todd’s first name accurately?
“Yup. It feels good to not be dead and have people care about it.”
Donald Trump slapped Vince McMahon at a Wrestlemania press conference to continue their “feud.” Maybe it’s not a work for the cameras. Vince could’ve said “Rosie’s not THAT ugly,” to provoke him.
The rights to O.J. Simpson’s book, “If I Did It,” go up for auction April 17th. They better throw some Tupperware on the auction block with it.
A friend says Nicole Kidman is pregnant. Much more reliable than her “looking pregnant” in the past.
The ancestors of the guy who tried to assassinate Hitler don’t want Tom Cruise playing the movie role. They think he might try to promote Scientology with the film. They’re also secretly pissed at how he ruined Katie Holmes.