Stooksoscope

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your ideas about relationships are changing and maturing. You no longer seek a companion to get you through an episode of Dawson’s Creek without crying. That Pacey gets you every time.


Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

Make sure people know you’re not just talk — you know how to take action, too, especially when it comes to those great ideas of yours. Ron Popeil will kick himself for not thinking of a deluxe Food Dehydrator, complete with squirrel jerky compartment.


Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t let fear influence your next steps. Stick to Viaka.


Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’re terribly allergic to boredom. But, believe it or not, that weird drip you have is a symptom of something else.


Stooks Proverb: The good die young. Maybe Bea Arthur isn’t as sweet as she seems.

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