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Joe Francis has 23 days left in jail. The Girls Gone Wild founder pleaded guilty to contempt, for messing up negotiations with seven woman who weren’t happy about their breasts becoming public. In prison, some cop killer constantly yells “Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!”

Sanjaya says: “I’m not just a musician, I’m an entertainer.” Like a clown?

This looks to be a shame: Celine Dion will do a duet with an impersonator lip-syncing to Elvis Presley on this week’s American Idol.

Ellen will be co-hosting with Seacrest for Idol Gives Back this week.

Kelly Clarkson bought Guitar Hero 2 at Best Buy the other day.

Jason Wahler, Laguna Beach’s flop of a porn star, played a game of Russian Roulette. He survived. Sorry.

Rod Stewart’s son is in trouble for helping beat the hell out of a Ford F-150 and hurting the people inside.

You’d think Rosie O’Donnell would be on Sheryl Crow’s side of the global warming argument. But Rosie says her big fat ass can’t possibly be treated with one square of toilet paper.

Shanna Moakler posted Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan’s phone numbers on MySpace. She said it was retaliation, as one of them might’ve been responsible for leaking her contact information first, using a fake Harry Morton MySpace page. Confused?

Some Russian douche bag paid J. Lo $2 million for a 40 minute concert for his wife.

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