Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

If you're seeking drama, you're sure to find it. Wouldn't it be easier to figure out what you need and ask for it? Your instinct may be to go into this with both barrels blazing, but will that garner real results? If you could only find out how O.J. would do it.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Doubts can be so persistent, unfortunately. Whatever you do, don't close your eyes and ears to preserve your fantasy of how everything should work out. Remember your trip to the emergency room the last time you tried to close your ears? A staple gun just isn’t the way to go.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Some deep work is required to clear out an emotional wound, but your inner diplomat is at war with your inner psychologist, and your inner Danny Bonaduce isn’t helping the situation.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Just remind yourself to stay focused in the right direction through these changes. Lately it seems as if up is down, black is white, and Rosie O’Donnell is Al Roker.

Stooks Proverb: Don’t judge a horse by its saddle. Judge it by its dental hygiene.